"Uh Tristan, are you sure this is where the Co-pilot is supposed to sit?" Pilot Tristan Replies- "Brady do you see a second seat in the cockpit?" "Stop being a whimp and earn your wings!"
Felix Lighter:James, where do you suppose MacGyver is right now? We certainly could use his singular talents.James Bond:Off saving the country planet or some damsel-in-distress(not necessarily in that order)I suppose, Felix. I guess we'll just have to fix it ourselves. By the way,Felix, have you any Grey Poupon and a shaken-not stirred-martini?
This'll teach us to make sure the gas tank is full of premium gas before we set out on our vacation! Now we have to wait for AAA to deliver some premium gas before we resume our trip! 🙁
"Wait, so I'm the turbines right now?"
Stelf?
"Dude, where do I plug my O2 in?" "Don't worry, you'll get plenty of air in there."
"That's right. I said there's gremlins in here!"
"You sure?"
"Gremlins!"
Hey, it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosy, right?
So… how did you get your sandwich in the intake again?
I said DON'T start the engine.!!
Is it two planes or one what's going on in the picture first before I make one
I told you "keep your head DOWN when cameras are around!!!"
I think if we use some used chewing gum and tin foil your be up and flying in no time.
Are we done yet? Cos am hungry! Lol……
Hello Master Jedi I am your new R2D2. We should hurry 3PO is in trouble.
Everyone of you are winning so far because they are all great
Your Ass is Clear I checked it.
You DROPPED a WHAT ?!?
Bro, seriously… Now you tell me?
Dude, this isn't an X-wing, and you're not an R2 unit. Now get OUT.
Hey buddy, can I go too???(in a Spongebob voice)
Are you sure this is the bitch seat?
Yes… I said my contact lens…
Airplane mode: Really?
"who took the toilet paper off of the roller…???"
"Did you say you heard a rattle or a ping before the engine died?"
When the pilot gets in you jump up and yell " HAPPY BIRTHDAY !! " …are you sure ?…. Yeah ! what could possibly go wrong ?
Next time wait til I am done.
👍
What are you doing there?!
Good
That's the last time I ride shotgun
Are you my Droid?
Man I cant find a plug to charge my Iphone :'(:-(
"Nope, no Mexicans hiding in here, you are right to fly back to the U.S. now"
Listen, I told you don't worry everything will be just fine… just hold on tight and don't let go.
I can fix this. Hand me some duct tape.
Use super Glue
What screw did you turn ?
Are you sure we can get past the customs inspection?
Where do you keep the duct tape?
They told me this is where you find the bathroom
Hey u got any weed tom
Damn tom wat u eat this morn
On 3, crank it…
+Dan Rundell LOL Dude that is funny
This is not what I had in mind when you said you needed a wingman.
"Uh Tristan, are you sure this is where the Co-pilot is supposed to sit?" Pilot Tristan Replies- "Brady do you see a second seat in the cockpit?" "Stop being a whimp and earn your wings!"
"GAWDDAMNED!!!!!"
That has GOT to be the biggest, UGLIEST pigeon I ever DID see!!!"
Check out
Felix Lighter:James, where do you suppose MacGyver is right now? We certainly could use his singular talents.James Bond:Off saving the country planet or some damsel-in-distress(not necessarily in that order)I suppose, Felix. I guess we'll just have to fix it ourselves. By the way,Felix, have you any Grey Poupon and a shaken-not stirred-martini?
James-just wondering & just saying! 🙂
James:Felix, failing to have the martini, do you at least have some Earl Grey Tea so that I can properly observe High Tea as only we Brits can?
This'll teach us to make sure the gas tank is full of premium gas before we set out on our vacation! Now we have to wait for AAA to deliver some premium gas before we resume our trip! 🙁
James-I have a ham and Swiss cheese sandwich with a tomato slice on whole wheat bread that is just crying out for some Grey Poupon to finish it off! 🙂
+Joel Swerdlow Who made us run out of TP & failed to put out a new roll of it? 🙁
تحيةلابطال الجو…
" is there then nowhere peacefull to sleep off ones hangover !"
or bit darker " I paid for a quick cremation get on with it! "
كمان انتوابطال.
Fill her up and check the oil, while you're at it can you catch the windows, got some bugs that need to be scraped off.
Sory.skrava svinska.lovyo
Guy: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy in yellow: your vehicle
Hey! Settle down captain . Do you want this Harrier fixed or not?
There's isn't any popcorn there Carl!!
Hi, I'm your on board technician, and I'm stowed in here, if you need me.!
+aB respawned nice Star Wars reference! 🙂
+Lars Rosing just hit the switch marked"SERVICE TECH" on the dashboard and I will emerge from the service hatch to deal with the issue! 🙂
+Dan Ewing stealth?
+Abd mohammed what did you say? I can't read or translate Arabic.
+Rhaymarck Angeles nice Star Wars reference! 🙂
+Dan Rundell how funny! 🙂
+Darth Minty Captain,what part of Gremlins did you NOT understand? 🙂
for those of you wondering who Felix is,he works for the CIA in the Bond movies.
John.llikeflytinaplan.
Godmorning.
Found the problem sparkplugs too big
+Brent Burzycki "So my girl says to me…"
Am imigrant…need lift to border plz…
The new Xbox flight sim game…so real u cud b there…
evolution
Ok, your toilets are all cropped up. Don't you guys know how to flush?
I said, "can you pedal faster"?
Аэродинамическое уродство))))) но сука, летает.
You want fries with that?
"Dude, the base commander is gonna be so pissed when he finds out that I just flew half across the country in the Nighthawk's air vent…"
you said it is time to replace the squirrels ?
Dude you find my lucky rabbit foot in there , with the rabbit !!!
I didn't order the upgraded Trunk Monkey!
Dude its awfully crowded here ..not enough space to have our lunch and personal stuff here!!!!
Yep, that's the f-117