I should write a book about chronic gastrointestinal issues, symptoms and all the…

I should write a book about chronic gastrointestinal issues, symptoms and all the ways not to fix it…. People could read my book and do none of it and they would be fixed. 5 bucks a copy… I take PayPal..

That will help pay for all the days I lose at work and all the career opportunities I have missed out on because of it… Oh and having a life….

But who is counting…