"When a crash seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity, as slowly and gently as possible". « Well it is true Oh Apple, now that I bought some stock I get to really start to whine about your… »
And think of the Empire.
If you crash, do it gently. This is what I tell my servers all the time.
And yes, I talk to servers. Mental health is not one of my strongest points
I do not talk to servers… But I sure have said some very choice words..