#clownvomit

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Comments: 47

  1. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    that is one frickking glorious flaming humming bird…. I'd name him Fawkes.

  2. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    The above comment is not required to make sense as it is saturday night and the rules apply differently on saturday night as compared to the nights of sunday to friday.

  3. Alton Thompson 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Have you tried adding Helvetica?
    http://imgur.com/pfnqn

  4. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Hahhhhaa….

  5. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Screw helvetica.. this thing needs papyrus STAT!

  6. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Did someone order Comic Sans?

  7. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    I thought there was something worse…. maybe wingdings

  8. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Comic sans….. that's the one…… hahaha… just think if we were all drinking….

  9. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    ummmm…we're not?

  10. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    we aren't all drinking? it's saturday night and we're on G+.. I just got back from a photographers group potluck.. what's your excuse? 😉 LOL

    I wonder what would happen if papyrus and comics sans got together..

  11. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    They would clearly make sansyrus babies. It would be a beautiful collaboration of Egyptian script and Down Syndrome.

  12. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    "Dear Spa/Wellness/Kids program, are you looking for an edgy font that really lets your hair down but still means business? Then you need Sansyrus! Let the glory fall down upon thee like Pharoh at a Elementary School Graduation"

  13. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Jordan Oram If I could +1 you twice, I would do it 7 times.

  14. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Your +14 is gladly received and proceeds are donated to the Sansyrus awareness fund which seeks to identify and rehabilitate all users of Comic Sans, Papyrus, and Sansyrus (their bastard progeny).

  15. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    That is awesome……. I want this font…. I would use it…

  16. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    It's not a font…it's a revolution.

  17. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    So the other kids would we papysans…..

  18. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Brent Burzycki is fishing for Sansyrus Awareness funding 😉
    The first step is admitting you have a problem.

    The real irony would be if this stream conversation actually birthed the creation we mock

  19. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    So if we tag some with sansyrus…. only we will know how truly horrible it is…. how do we start a meme

  20. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Every journey begins with one footstep.

    Anyone worthy of sansyrus tag gets kicked in the junk…

  21. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    (Since none of you know me I will declare the above comment to be mostly in jest as I am a relatively non-violent Canadian. The use of poor font being one of the few things to raise my ire and heat me through the winter. Just bring me the health workers catalogue and I don't have to stoke the woodstove for days)

  22. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Is that a bottle of whisky in his hand? Is their hope for this poor lost Sansyrus child? If you call now you'll get a free keychain flash drive in the shape of a egyptian dhow comically charting a cross through benign waters

  23. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Oh god…. what did I just see…..

  24. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    A Sansyrus in need. For only 3 cents/day, YOU can make a difference in this inbred font's life.

  25. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    The only real humane thing to do it to take the sansyrus out behind the shed..

  26. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    I'll bring the shovel.

  27. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Brent Burzycki can bring the rope and the bag of lime

  28. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Sadly I cannot replace the photo in this post – but here is the replacement….

    https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-CDZE9eD5pJI/Tkdiq-b3lLI/AAAAAAAACwU/iqhc-B1fQS4/s1024/holySaNsYrUs.jpg

  29. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Bahahahaha! We're not worthy…. we're not worthy

    Oh it's horrible wonder is so much so that I cannot look away….
    What have we wroth? to what have we given life and expression? How now will the world judge us? Have mercy..

  30. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    I feel like less of a human being knowing that this exists.

  31. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Todd Sipes and how do you feel knowing that you were part of it's creation? Part of it's being born in the first place?

    Much like King Arthur? father of Mordred who would indeed be the dealer of death to his father?

  32. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    now all we need is someone huge to share it…..

    hmm… who would appreciate this abomination….. maybe +Colby Brown because his site was comic sans till just a short time ago I believe…. or +Robert Scoble – it is hard to know who would think this is funny or who feels we should all be put out of our own misery for creating such a terrible unkillable beast….

    Anyone know how to create a font?

  33. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    I was thinking more like Wheeler from Captain Planet. "With your powers combined, I am SANSYRUS!"

  34. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    It is time for me to bow out.. I have planted the seed. I have played my part. It will be those who come after us who will judge truthfully. May they know that my intent was good and my heart pure.

    You kids have fun storming the castle! 😉

    We'll have to do this again sometime! Imagine if we used our skills for good and not evil 😉
    put's lightsaber away, walks off into the sunset, as a lone harmonica plays a mournful tune

  35. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Jordan Oram I think more like Beowulf:

    Suddenly, Grendel’s mom’s voice comes out of nowhere asking who Beowulf is, and we see her slowly rise out of the water, apparently having shape-shifted into human form.

    And it’s Angelina Jolie essentially naked, okay? Not that she hasn't been naked in other films, but this is worth seeing nonetheless. Even though it’s CGI and all that, she still looks almost 100% real and thus scorchingly hot. The really naughty bits are covered in some kind of gold goo, but honestly, it really doesn’t detract from the effect. Beowulf is rightly transfixed, in a manner very similar to when he saw the mermaid in his sea monster story. Seems Beowulf’s easily susceptible to the charms of the mystical lady-creatures.

    She admires how handsome and strong he is. Beowulf tries to run her through with Unferth’s sword, but it just passes through her like she’s a ghost. She comes up to him and tempts him with the promise of a kingdom and eternal glory, only if he lay with her and give her another son to replace the one he took. She grabs hold of Unferth’s blade and it melts like butter. It is apparent that she could slaughter Beowulf at any time. Beowulf doesn’t fight her as she sidles closer to him and grabs Hrothgar’s dragon horn. There’s clearly some kind of connection there, as she says that her promise is valid as long as she has that horn. And Beowulf seems on the verge of yielding to her offer.

  36. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    You've made me a better man, Jordan.

  37. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Holy shit, Brent. Can you say "NAILED IT!"?

  38. Todd Sipes 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    Goodnight, baby Sansyrus.

  39. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Todd Sipes Honestly I would have done it also…. IE: Golden Goo Angelina Jolie….. it would almost be as bad as using SanSyrus on my next resume…

  40. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Brent Burzycki *a thunder clap… that starts slowly.. paced.. clap.. clap.. but gains in power and purpose as befits… clap clap… the most excellent reference and description of Sansyrus by +Brent Burzycki.

    Sansyrus, you are like the demon woman that haunts my dreams and taints my fears though I can never get enough…..

    I am broken.

  41. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    The first thing to be fully written in the approved version of Sansyrus should be "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair" by the Bysshe.

  42. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Jordan Oram "Sansyrus, you are like the demon woman that haunts my dreams and taints my fears though I can never get enough….. I am broken."

    I do believe that needs to get added to the publicity poster and SanSyrus campaign….

  43. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    and on that note I now attempt to sever the tenuous link… for now…
    Tomorrow I shall see what has become of this that has been revealed unto us…

  44. Jordan Oram 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    to the question "Is Sansyrus a black or white font?". Answer "Yes. Yes it IS….."

  45. Brent Burzycki 14 Aug 2011 Reply

    +Jordan Oram exactally…… Yes – yes it is….

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