*Not really safe for work" – but this is the only thing that Facebook is good for anymore, posts like this from my friends that I am sure spend all day on the internet at work…but I still love them…
Man some of these are just really horrible and I will be using them at some point in my life…. FYI – I do not condone the use of these – they might get your ass beat…. And without further introduction: The Giant Poster of Insults
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my favorite is:
"i would slap you, but i dont want to get slut on my hand"
There are some epic ones in there……
I like the one about the mother fucking for bricks.. that's freaking brilliant!!
Yeh I have never heard that one before…….
If this does not hit the whats hot page G+ is broken…. I am going to include this in my next revision of my Employee manual for allowable insults on the job….. 🙂
love it! the above, "If you were any less intelligent I would have to water you twice a week", so many others. epic indeed 😀
lol! I want to work for you.. but just for one week… ;l)
Oh. Guuuhhh. I'm going to use every single one of these. And I'm going to use the one about Mom fucking for bricks at least twice.
ooh +Eustace James .. I love you for that!
+Sandra Parlow Scary part.. we pretty much talk like this at my work… as we all actually know eachother and none of us actually care….or try to sue eachother.. but if we did we would all split it up…
Classic, I use some of them already,,,but now I got some new material, thanks +Brent Burzycki
god +Brent Burzycki you should hear how we talk to each other at my work place…. no sueing allowed! lol!
OMG, I sat back and read a few of those…
"If your vagina had a password, it would be "password""
I am still laughing at some of these. 😀
Wow. A little much with the Lego abuse. Where can I buy this?
offensive
"I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth." LOL! I swear I can't stop laughing about this one!
Pmsl +Marcus Craven
Haha I think I want to get that printed out on A0
well thats pleasent!
Like it handy for when somebody's so annoying they're not even worth the effort to think of an insult
lol @ " I worship the ground that awaits your grave"
Read and enjoy 🙂
Clitsquiggle….
The best
Those are some serious insults… Some good ones in there! LoL
so thoughtful of u to share this ;;))(big loool)
Love it, yes clitsquiggle has been added in my phone dictionary.
I think my favorite was "I'd call you a c*nt, but you lack the warmth and depth." Oooooh, it stings!
Neat!
jsl
Wow I'm so glad you posted this.
HAHA F'n Priceless!!! Love it..thx!
wow
"I hope your asshole grows tastebuds" makes me chuckle every time!
I'm lmao I definitely gonna have to follow up on this poster gotta have it…..
I must have this poster >:D
You say that as if it is a bad thing.
Thanks. I could use these.
ok bayya
I could eat a box of crayons and shit out a better poster than that.
This one is mindblowin … ThunderCunt …
Ewww… Fuck!
Lmao "i'd call you a can't, but you lack the warmth and the depth". Epic.
i love this thanks for the new insults its soo funny
Hahaaa some of those are really good though
WOW!
Omg ur so rt even teenagers are swearing like crazy ..
I would just like to say that I believe I created the word "F*cktard"!! I was using this phrase many years ago to "motivate" my soldiers in the Army!!
do u kiss ur mama with that mouth?
Obviously you have never been in the service… I would say anything to make a soldier understand they just about, or did, caused someone's death or grave injury… It's like any other job, except people try to kill you on a daily basis…
As a CABBIE I could add a few more …………….
………….modern slangs
I say Wanker, and Twat constantly.
XD
These are genius
lol
lol everybody needs one of these
i hope you step on a lego
haha oh wow
I sooo have a bitch I want to say this stuff to….. Omg…
"I don't want to get slut on me!" …… <3 it 😀
I'm not gonna lie some of those are pretty lethal "I worship the ground that awaits your grave"
I hope you step on a Lego , hahaha good one
"I'd think you'd be in Hufflepuff". Worse thing you could say to a Harry Potter fan.
Thundercunt was the best
ROFL
uh…..
From a rugby song, my friends and I use the following, "You father fingers anchovies". TWAT, I'm still laughing. +Brent Burzycki