*Not really safe for work" – but this is the only thing that Facebook is good…

30 May 2012 admin In G+ Posts

*Not really safe for work" – but this is the only thing that Facebook is good for anymore, posts like this from my friends that I am sure spend all day on the internet at work…but I still love them…

Man some of these are just really horrible and I will be using them at some point in my life…. FYI – I do not condone the use of these – they might get your ass beat…. And without further introduction: The Giant Poster of Insults

Comments: 64

  1. Cassius Wright 30 May 2012 Reply

    my favorite is:

    "i would slap you, but i dont want to get slut on my hand"

  2. Brent Burzycki 30 May 2012 Reply

    There are some epic ones in there……

  3. Sandra Parlow 30 May 2012 Reply

    I like the one about the mother fucking for bricks.. that's freaking brilliant!!

  4. Brent Burzycki 30 May 2012 Reply

    Yeh I have never heard that one before…….

    If this does not hit the whats hot page G+ is broken…. I am going to include this in my next revision of my Employee manual for allowable insults on the job….. 🙂

  5. Tom Thomas 30 May 2012 Reply

    love it! the above, "If you were any less intelligent I would have to water you twice a week", so many others. epic indeed 😀

  6. Sandra Parlow 30 May 2012 Reply

    lol! I want to work for you.. but just for one week… ;l)

  7. Eustace James 30 May 2012 Reply

    Oh. Guuuhhh. I'm going to use every single one of these. And I'm going to use the one about Mom fucking for bricks at least twice.

  8. Sandra Parlow 30 May 2012 Reply

    ooh +Eustace James .. I love you for that!

  9. Brent Burzycki 30 May 2012 Reply

    +Sandra Parlow Scary part.. we pretty much talk like this at my work… as we all actually know eachother and none of us actually care….or try to sue eachother.. but if we did we would all split it up…

  10. chris walsham 30 May 2012 Reply

    Classic, I use some of them already,,,but now I got some new material, thanks +Brent Burzycki

  11. Sandra Parlow 30 May 2012 Reply

    god +Brent Burzycki you should hear how we talk to each other at my work place…. no sueing allowed! lol!

  12. Brian Covey 30 May 2012 Reply

    OMG, I sat back and read a few of those…
    "If your vagina had a password, it would be "password""
    I am still laughing at some of these. 😀

  13. Troy Lauffer 30 May 2012 Reply

    Wow. A little much with the Lego abuse. Where can I buy this?

  14. Marc Aldrin 30 May 2012 Reply

    offensive

  15. Marcus Craven 30 May 2012 Reply

    "I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth." LOL! I swear I can't stop laughing about this one!

  16. chris walsham 30 May 2012 Reply

    Pmsl +Marcus Craven

  17. James Frazer 30 May 2012 Reply

    Haha I think I want to get that printed out on A0

  18. Gemma McKay 30 May 2012 Reply

    well thats pleasent!

  19. Like it handy for when somebody's so annoying they're not even worth the effort to think of an insult

  20. Cecilia Cuñada 30 May 2012 Reply

    lol @ " I worship the ground that awaits your grave"

  21. Anthony Boffee 30 May 2012 Reply

    Read and enjoy 🙂

  22. Isaac Johnson 30 May 2012 Reply

    Clitsquiggle….
    The best

  23. Jonathan Muniz 30 May 2012 Reply

    Those are some serious insults… Some good ones in there! LoL

  24. Samia Elsaid 30 May 2012 Reply

    so thoughtful of u to share this ;;))(big loool)

  25. sheldon wilson 30 May 2012 Reply

    Love it, yes clitsquiggle has been added in my phone dictionary.

  26. Paul Badertscher 30 May 2012 Reply

    I think my favorite was "I'd call you a c*nt, but you lack the warmth and depth." Oooooh, it stings!

  27. Joel Leventhal 30 May 2012 Reply

    Neat!

    jsl

  28. Richard Brown 30 May 2012 Reply

    Wow I'm so glad you posted this.

  29. Rice Ryder 30 May 2012 Reply

    HAHA F'n Priceless!!! Love it..thx!

  30. ciara parham 30 May 2012 Reply

    wow

  31. Shelly Gunderson 30 May 2012 Reply

    "I hope your asshole grows tastebuds" makes me chuckle every time!

  32. Garry Bolen 30 May 2012 Reply

    I'm lmao I definitely gonna have to follow up on this poster gotta have it…..

  33. Christopher Bomar 30 May 2012 Reply

    I must have this poster >:D

  34. Anil Das 30 May 2012 Reply

    You say that as if it is a bad thing.

  35. Anil Das 30 May 2012 Reply

    Thanks. I could use these.

  36. madhu lika 30 May 2012 Reply

    ok bayya

  37. Anil Das 30 May 2012 Reply

    I could eat a box of crayons and shit out a better poster than that.

  38. Biswajit Dey 30 May 2012 Reply

    This one is mindblowin … ThunderCunt …

  39. Vania Nugroho 30 May 2012 Reply

    Ewww… Fuck!

  40. Riad Mahaiuddin 30 May 2012 Reply

    Lmao "i'd call you a can't, but you lack the warmth and the depth". Epic.

  41. Marie Mosley 30 May 2012 Reply

    i love this thanks for the new insults its soo funny

  42. Melinda Cruz 30 May 2012 Reply

    Hahaaa some of those are really good though

  43. Meme Luna 30 May 2012 Reply

    WOW!

  44. Amy Monteagudo 30 May 2012 Reply

    Omg ur so rt even teenagers are swearing like crazy ..

  45. Brian Hill 30 May 2012 Reply

    I would just like to say that I believe I created the word "F*cktard"!! I was using this phrase many years ago to "motivate" my soldiers in the Army!!

  46. Jake Russell 30 May 2012 Reply

    do u kiss ur mama with that mouth?

  47. Brian Hill 30 May 2012 Reply

    Obviously you have never been in the service… I would say anything to make a soldier understand they just about, or did, caused someone's death or grave injury… It's like any other job, except people try to kill you on a daily basis…

  48. Jhonni Gunawan 30 May 2012 Reply
  49. alister Smith 30 May 2012 Reply

    As a CABBIE I could add a few more …………….

  50. jagjot singh 30 May 2012 Reply

    ………….modern slangs

  51. Kate Babcock 30 May 2012 Reply

    I say Wanker, and Twat constantly.
    XD

  52. Austin Eschweiler 30 May 2012 Reply

    These are genius

  53. lol

  54. Ally Biroschik 30 May 2012 Reply

    lol everybody needs one of these

  55. Luke Bustamante 30 May 2012 Reply

    i hope you step on a lego

  56. Raven Lavigne 30 May 2012 Reply

    haha oh wow

  57. Samantha Code 30 May 2012 Reply

    I sooo have a bitch I want to say this stuff to….. Omg…
    "I don't want to get slut on me!" …… <3 it 😀

  58. Lennin Martinez 30 May 2012 Reply

    I'm not gonna lie some of those are pretty lethal "I worship the ground that awaits your grave"

  59. Lennin Martinez 30 May 2012 Reply

    I hope you step on a Lego , hahaha good one

  60. Darian Murray 30 May 2012 Reply

    "I'd think you'd be in Hufflepuff". Worse thing you could say to a Harry Potter fan.

  61. Thundercunt was the best

  62. Emma Jaynes 30 May 2012 Reply

    ROFL

  63. Mariah Barrows 30 May 2012 Reply

    uh…..

  64. Larry Vosmik 31 May 2012 Reply

    From a rugby song, my friends and I use the following, "You father fingers anchovies". TWAT, I'm still laughing. +Brent Burzycki

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